Has anyone spotted a '74 El Camino or a 39-yo, 5-foot-8 Italian-American male last seen in Tri-County, Fla.?

He told me not to call the cops should he "vanish," but with the eclipse, my psychic abilities have temporarily waned, and I can't pinpoint him (or his body). His wife and Emotional Friend are looking for him. We did find a Neil Sedaka 8-track tape broken up in an alley in the Franco-Prussian part of town. It has his psychic aura attached to it.